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pointers on how to make a blog post if you are busy:  find a set of photos that you’ve forgotten about and upload them all, write a rant making no reference to the date that you shot them.  the rant should sound like ‘these photos were from a thing a shot at some stage!  It was a great day that my friend, Luke Bailie (international wind surfing extraordinaire) at RQYS where i got to walk/sit with a camera and get paid to enjoy it.  gear wise i had an intrigue on my hands as i had a d700. Because of this, I was in a constant and  enlarged state of euphoria but i had to use it with a crop frame normal.  I was sneaking a few extra mms out of without too much vignette to get nice and wide, but it took a lot of work! For teles I had my bosses 70s leica primes so I had a fantastic time getting them to work and it was the first time i’ve ever used a polariser and i had a pretty good time!  made for some pretty bad skies at times though….  I ended up shooting all of my friends because the conditions were bad so the sailing/kiting was tears and busied myself with flash fun.’  After this you embed a song to increase wholesome effect but don’t use a song with an associated clip that is a true wig.  Make sure it doesn’t contain a babe or nudity or dogs butts or bubbebaths.

Mitch!!!

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birds!!! and Reece!!!
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tom!!!
 
(Dear Tom,
If you read this let it be known that our friendship is on hold.  To resolve this issue please return the hat.
Regards, Jacob)
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jake!!!!
he’s not normally this white..

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will!!!

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some dude consider wind related things!!!
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jake with kite-diffused lighting!!!
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before a race!!!
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during a race!!!!
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after a race!!!! (luke woo!!!)
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tom!!!!
(still not my friend)
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boat people watching little boats go around!!!
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before extreme sup races!!
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people that did the stuff!!!

INCASE YOU DIDN’T READ ABOVE, this filmclip is a wig and for a brief while will probably make you squirm a little bit but its fine.  There is also a chance that you wont see what im talking about and you’ll be so back.
BUT ITS FINE because its probably the best clip i’ve ever seen

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